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All Souls Day – 31 viewsDate: 11/01/2005 Time: 08:17 PM Visits: 81
All Souls Day
There are times I say to myself Iwont carry my camera with my ostentatious attitude and a camera round my neck things gat a bit hot..only you guys know me as Photographerno1,,rest of the guys in this Bandra Jungle think I am stone crazy.and have stones the size of rocks everywhere..including the depositry of my luck.
As i was walking barefeet,I saw a mamoth crowd so I climbed up a wall and shot this picture,at St Andrew ..and son steve has publically asked me to cut my testicles for a life time upgrade.
He wants me to become the Head Eunnuch of Buzznet Harem cum Budoir.I WITH MY BALLS CUT WILL LEAD THE CLIENTS TO THE QIIXOTIC BABES,,,SHAKING MY CUTE DESIGNER ASS...AND IN MY SONOROUS VOICE POINT TO TATYANA,RIB STEALER,AND BETTY D ON A HER BED TIGERSKIN STOCKINGS WHIPS AND CHAINS AND ALL.,ON THE OTHER BED BETTY S, AND HERE I TOO AM DROOLING
MY TONGUE HAS NOT BEEN CUT,,AND BETTY S HAS THIS LOVELY MAN SERVANT PRESSING HER LEGS HE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE XRIX.. MY EYESIGHT IS BAD,,AND LOL THERE IS FUNKSTEENA GIGGLING AT MY CLIENT.. MY CLIENT IS A NON CAMERA GUY HATES LENSES WITH CONDOMS,..AND A LITTLE AHEAD..COUNTING MONEY IS STEVE THE GUY WHO HAD ME CASTARATED..ANTHONY IS
GIVING ME A WINK AND HAS A PLACARD THAT SAYS KEEP POSTING
ITS HONEY TOES DAY OFF SHE HAS IT TWICE A MONTH.PERIOD.
I AM NOT MENTIONING CSORBA,SHE IS SISTER.SORRY AND NOW WITH MY BALLS CUT I AM HAVING THE HOTS FOR YORRIK.. AND I WEAR A STEEL UNDERWEAR..NOT TO BE ACCIDENTLY RAPED BY THE UNSAINTLY FRIAR...NOW HOW DO I TELL SOMEONE OH SEE MY CHURCH PICTURES ON BUZZNET...AND READ MY POST AND COME RUNNING AFTER MY ASS ,10YRS TO BE DRUNK AND TO SOUND AS A GEKKO..PLEASE STEVE ..LET ME BE PHOTOGRAPHERNO1,
HAPPY UNHAPPY ALL SOULS DAY.
Buzzwords: allbuzznet friends, anthony, castaration, harem, steel underwear

My Lord My God – 55 viewsDate: 11/01/2005 Time: 05:48 AM Visits: 273
MY LORD MY GOD

THIS IS A SMALL GROTTO AT BAZZAR ROAD NEAAR MY OLD HOUSE
AND THERE ARE TWO ROADS THAT LEAD TO MY STUDIO ..ONE IS THE MAIN HILL ROAD THAT IHAVE TO PASS IF ITAKE THIS PATH AND ST PETERS CHURCH FALL THIA WAY.THE BAZZAR ROAD IS THE MARKET ROAD FILTHY DIRTY, AND MY OLD HOUSE AND MY BENGALI JEWELLER AZAD HUSSAIN WHO PUTS LIFE INTO THE STUFF IWEAR ON MY FINGERS HANDS AND NECK,,,AND BELTS FOR MY WAIST.I HAD TO PAY HIM SOME MONEY THATS WHY WIFE NO1
FREAKS BUT SHE IS NOT PRIVY TO MY TRANSACTIONS .I AM HAVING SOME RINGS MADE FROM TIGER CLAWS AND I LOVE WEARING SPOTS AND AM PERHAPS ,,A ZOOLOGICAL SPECIE ANYWAY.AND I WALKED FIRST TIME BAREFEET ON THIS ROAD..
AND ,,REACHED MY STUIO SAFELY AND I AM TIRED..VERY TIRED.
I WILL LEAVE NOW FOR A NEW FILM ORDER ,, DISCUSSION AND COME BACK IN 2 HOURS TIME,,AND SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME WILL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.KINDA SIGN LANGUAGE,,
SOMETIMES PICKED UP BY THE WRONG PERSON AND THEN HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SPURNED..FUCK MY SOUL
Buzzwords: hell hath no fury li...

A ROOM WITH A VIEW AND OLD FOGIES – 40 viewsThis is a small passage next to the sacristy of St Peters
church, after mass the old fogies who want to chew Fr Juan’s brains asking him the same question they have been asking of priests that were there before Juan’s time and fled... the priests to unquestionably die in the little cemetery outside...the old fogies don’t die.. They play relay.. The moment one falls two more join in.. if you don’t believe me next Sunday go to church and watch with photographers no1s eyes,,, it will all fall in place,
They never allow any one to sit on this bench... they will grudgingly push you.. and they hate me,,, I park my camera bag,, my tripod, my Sufi stick.. Oh they hate the heresy of my Sufi stick.. so these old fogies. .old Dmello.
Not gone mellow, old Braganza and no offenza, old Winston Gomes... thrown away from old homes., .they just take all my belongings when I am in shooting the church and dump my stuff on the floor., with smug smiles for a face.. And pretend someone else has done it...and the bitch of a church dog.. Invariably piddles on my camera bag..
And I promote hard core papacy,,, all Bandra churches sending guys like Qoihilet.. into non stop spiritual masturbative,, self ignited spiritual spasms... what does photographerno1 get... a sleeping fuck by the old fogies who day after day, all natural calamities . murder, molestations, have decided not to die and to antagonize the impotency of St Peter in St Peters church Bandra...sometimes they wickedly taunt me making sign of the cross... and I don’t have to tie shoe laces,, I move bare feet all over town,,,, and the shoe guys hate me the most., earlier about 5 yrs back I used to wear one white shoe and one black shoe..
Now this has nothing to with my sexual orientation, and I must confess like my photography which I do with my eyes closed...
I grope.. I use the Braille trick.. Not for all.. I don’t have to see the writhing snake dance.. of kama sutrish sexuality.. snakes remind me of good old serpent like the old foggy got conned for no fault of his.. And sometimes I think too much of Eve in autumn had corrupted his gonads,,,

I have a premonition.. that the old fogies and the shoe guys will throw broken glass on the way,,,,
So I measure each step.. like I measure my clients.. not the do you like it way... I am not into dongs... of king kongs..so incase if there is a unholy silence on my buzz
don’t worry I will be back,, I live with the resilience of a feetless Appu...and what a feat... embarrassing god and his godliness..

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MOUNT MARY – 25 viewsDate: 10/06/2005 Time: 01:37 PM Visits: 34
MOUNT MARY
THIS WAS A SHOT WHEN THE SUNS RAYS WERE MAKING A HALO ON MOTHERMARYS HEAD... I SHOT.. IT IN 3FRAMES/ ILIKED THIS ONE
Buzzwords: mothermarys head

THE MOUNT MARY STEPS – 27 viewsDate: 10/06/2005 Time: 01:33 PM Visits: 35
THE MOUNT MARY STEPS
THESE ARE STEPS EACH AT A TIME THAT TAKE YOU TO MOUNT MARY AND THE ABODE OF THE FLOWER WOMEN AND THEIR KIDS AND FAMILY.
Buzzwords: india, mount marysteps
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THE BARBED WIRE OF FAITH – 20 viewsDate: 10/06/2005 Time: 01:28 PM Visits: 18
THE BARBED WIRE OF FAITH...
WE DONT HAVE MANY PLACES TO GO AND SHOOT IN MUBAI.. SO WE KEEEP SEEING OBJECTS THAT WLILL ADD TO THE SYMMETRY... AND THE DYNAMICS OF PERSPECTIVE.
Buzzwords: dynamics of perspect...

CHRIST UNTOUCHED – 21 viewsDate: 10/06/2005 Time: 01:15 PM Visits: 35
CHRIST UNTOUCHED
this is the quality of negs,, i hate digital and NIKON HAS FUCKED ME FROM ASSHOLE TO ETERNITY WITH THE MOST AWFULLY FUCKED CAMERA CALLED THE D70... PEOPLE ARE REALLY SHEDDING TEARS.. AND GUYS WHO NEVER SLEPT WITH CANNON ALL THEIR LIFE...I BOUGHT THE D70 ON A BANK LOAN I WAS BROKE ,FOR 3 YEARS I WLL PAY 3000INDIAN RS AS MY INSTALMENT..AND THEN ONE FINE DAY THE CAMERA WENT COMATOSE... 25 DAYS.. I TOOK THIS COMATOSED CAMERA TO INTERFOTO... THEY DID RESUCITATION JOB AND GAVE ME BILL FOR RS 9800,,, AND 3MONTHS GUARANTEE ON THAT PART.. AND YESTERDAY THE LCD WENT DEAD... I RUSHED TO INTERFOTO,.. AND PAID THEM ANOTHER RS 3000...BECAUSE THE LCD WAS NOT IN THE GUARANTEE.
I MET ANOTHER BLOKE WHO HAD COME FROM BARODA HIS CAMERA WENT KAPUT 9000 .AND THE GUY AT THE SERVICE CENTER TOLD ME THAT.. NIKON HAD MADE A 3FOLD FORTUNE ON THE D70...
I ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT THE REPAIRING CHARGES..
I WOULD REQUEST TO ANTHONY BATT AND MARC TO ATLEAST TAKE NIKON TO TASK.. AND I AM NOT A WHINER.. THE PICTURES I AM POSTING ARE TAKEN ON NIKON F90X...AND SEE THE QUALITY..
I GOT CONNED... AND I HAVE SPENT SO MUCH, THAT I CANT EVEN ADD IT TO MY 300 CAMERA COLLECTION.. OR LIKE MARK I TOO WILL USE MY 3 INCH MOBILE ... FOR A MANS JOB.
Buzzwords: asshole to eternity, fuckedupnikon, interfoto, nikon.negatives, resucitation

jesus in grief – 21 viewsDate: 10/06/2005 Time: 12:49 PM Visits: 180
jesus in grief
cant get away from you guys and this is finally 'no one up on picture story.'.buzznet dont need to compete.
i show all my pictures crisp and huge on webshots..
i could not for the life of me do this on fan art.. imagine getting stars as points.. for a picture of appu. appu keeps guiding me
through all the cyberscape minefields.. you get bombed of your limbs and live a life in limbo.
to let the world know about appu i joined wikepedia simple english
and then today i did a piece again on appu and this time on type pad. i joined blogspot but dont know what to do next
i had shot some pictures of mount mary 200asa negs... and you got to see the tones and colors... and i am working on it after it lay on my desk for about 3 weeks. i shot about 12 rolls at ajmer and pushkar.. their turn hasnt come as yet...
its 1.30 havent gone home.. read friars message saying he isnt too well and to see that nobody unrhymes him and me..for me all i can say someone prompts me and i am able...to do away also with my dictionary of thoughts....in about two hours i start my second fast...
Buzzwords: appu, blogspot, cyberscape minefield..., dictionary of though..., typepad, webshots, wikepedia

STOP...TO SEE MY NEW JOURNAL – 15 viewsDate: 10/05/2005 Time: 11:57 PM Visits: 125
STOP...TO SEE MY NEW JOURNAL
THIS IS THE TINY GRAVEYARD OF ST PETERS CHURCH.. IN THE NIGHT THERE IS QUITE A PARTY.. WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD SNORES AND FARTS.. INTO NIGHTMARISH SLEEP... I CRAWL INTO THE OPENING AND COME TO THE GRAVESITE... AND SOME SITES ON THE NET ARE GRAVE SITES TOO...
ALL THE DEAD PERSONS COME OUT FROM THEIR GRAVES,,
AND LET OFF STEAM... AND NOT JUST A THEME PARTY THIS..
REAL LETTING DOWN OF HAIR,... AND EVEN FOR SOME, NO HAIRY TALES.AND PHOTOGRAPHERNO1... IS THE ONLY LIVE SOUL.
MORE ON THIS READ MY NEW JOURNAL... NO COMMENTS IS NO COMMENTS.
THIS IS ONLY A HAND BILL.... LATER YOU CANT USE IT AS TISSUE PAPER,, EH TU FRIAR.
Buzzwords: eh tu friar, gravesites, hairy tales, nightmarish sleep, no comments, theme party

victory of deFEAT – 28 viewsDate: 10/02/2005 Time: 09:58 AM Visits: 65
victory of deFEAT.
WILL CLOSE SHOP LITERALLY.. I CAME HERE AT 9AM... AND I AM INTO POLY GAMY... YOU GUYS KNOW I AM A MUSLIM.. I HAVE ONE FED UP WOMAN.. MISSUS AFSHAAN PHOTORAPHER NO1
AND I ADDED A COUPLE MORE..
1}BUZZNET
2}FAN ART REVIEW
3}FOTOTHING
4}REDIFF BLOGS
5}WEBSHOTS
6}REDIFFBLOGS7
7}MY PHOTOALBUM
8}WIKEPEDIA
9)2 EMAIL IDS YAHOO
10}2 EMAILIDS HOTMAIL
11}2 EMAIL IDS REDIFF
12}FLICKR
13}PHOTOSITE DORMANT
14}PHOTO PLANET DORMANT

AND THIS IS MY 2ND OR 3 RUNNING MONTH OF NET
AND ALL THIS BECAUSE THE RAINS...AND WORK WAS SLOW

THE LAST PICTURE IS OF A WOODEN STATUE AT BAZAR ROAD..
A TINY MARKET AREA... THE EARLY SETTLERS BUILT CROSSES,,,
THE GUILD CLASS,, IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED THEY BUILT CROSSES.. IN BETWEEN THE MUNICIPALITY WAS HARSH
ON AN PLACE OF WORSHIP ON THE ROAD.. HINDU MUSLIM CHRISTIANS... BUT NOT JHEOVAHS WITNESS.. THEY GET CROSS IF YOU TALK ABOUT CROSSES.. IN MY NEXT POST.. I WILL TELL YOU A BRIEF STINT WITH THEM.. I ALWAYS..LOVED JERRY LEWIS.. AND SAM DAVIS JUNIOR.. AND GOD IS MY WITNESS IM TELLING THE TRUTH.
THERE ARE GREAT CROSSES BUT I AM MORE INTO BUTCHERING OF THE MIND IN THE NAME OF FAITH...BUT GOODUDE AND QUOHILET WILL NEVER TIRE AND WILL LOVE MUMBAI... SHOOTING CROSSES.
Buzzwords: afshaanmrs photograp..., poly gamy

the etching of the early church – 22 viewsDate: 10/02/2005 Time: 09:32 AM Visits: 41
the etching of the early church
this is the earliest etching of this gods soothing architectural word
ordained on the soul of a fishing village,,called bandra.
i have right from my childhood days had a hung up on the church. i studied at holy name high school.. early 60s.. and as i had come from a better foundation school called private european school at colaba.. the teachers were all english... mrs lester, miss june, miss marjorie,.. all dead now in paradise.. teachers when they die go straight to paradise.. as they carry the burden of kids that parents produce;;anaftermath of tedious sexual activity.. 9months pain for the mother.. and life time pain for father, as the ferilised egg that comes to throw you out of your house when he gets further fertilised to the greedy ways of the world.
as the european school.. was primary i was packed like david copper field to this catholic school...and almost bacame catholic...
mom was worried... i'd become a carvalho, or a dalgado. i was not much into gomes,fernandes,rebellos..
i took up catechism... in school.. but before jesus made his appearance in the new testament.. son of god... mom threw me into the sedate immorality of moral science...but habits die hard
specially if you have pre pubescant catholic girls.. dying to convert you... in more ways then one
Buzzwords: holyname high school..., private european sch...

heirloom – 19 viewsDate: 10/02/2005 Time: 08:49 AM Visits: 108
heirloom
there were several items on display.. and i am scared if i upload too much... i would.. be getting rough on the sufis who are convincingly toeing xrises line... and i could write pages on the kind of prez he would be... an ordinary man is required to bring down goliath.. the guy on xrises buzz said the truth.. he chose the lesser evil... kerry,, dosent have it carve a destiny for america..
where is the american dream and the... american pie.. i lived in india.. and saw all the patels, the shahs... rushing with vegetarian dentures.. to get at the swine gut,
i am a romantic very byron like.. and we are considered a currency that will soon go out of circulation..
i had an american girlfreind.. missispi jackson.. used to send her syrupy letters.. 'my destiny washes the shores of america.. she met a guy at smu texas and settled down... when i have a bad day,,
and with the romancing of the net too many bad days...
the old lady begins 'nobody stuck to you... all ran away.'.
'why did i get stuck to you..'.then i remember my american dream and the pie someone else is eating on my behalf...
and her name is almost cryptic in this post...friar.. no corny or horny comments..
unfulfilled american dreams hurt..
and the last line ,get an academy in florida and instead of training budding indian tennnis players,, train for presidents..
and i know for a fact if any one at the us consulate is reading this..
my chances for ever making it at the gala,,world for peace dinner
by anthony blatt and company .. is over....
buzznet has made me too vocal for my liking..
thank you xris,,,,
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the old lady
Buzzwords: ameri, american dream, anthony blatt, budding indian tenni..., cryptic, florida, friar, smu texas

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